Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Some Days You Just NEED a Good Laugh!!!

Ever have one of those days, when a laugh would do you a lot of good? Having one of those today. My sister sends the the funniest emails, so I thought I would share some of my favorites with you all today. Not sharing the dirty ones although they are quite funny, like the AARP swimsuit edition. This is for all you ladies who have a partner in your life.

MY WIFE AND I WERE WATCHING "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" WHILE WE WERE IN BED.                
                                                                  
I  turned to her and said ,"Do you want to have sex"?

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....                
                                            
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want
something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started...
                 
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I  took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. "I'll have the steak, medium rare please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah , she can order for herself."

And then the fight started..
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."               

The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'                                
                                                
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED....

Hope at least one of these brought a smile to your face today!




12 comments:

  1. ROFLMAO ... every single one is a complete hoot!

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  2. These were hilarious!! Laughed out loud at all of them :-) Emails from your sister would make great weekly posts, lol.

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  3. I laughed at every one of them, and I needed that! thanks :)

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  4. You have no idea how uch I needed a laugh today! THANK YOU!

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  5. ha, I called my husband to read him the scale one, that is awesome

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  6. I guess I'll keep those funny emails coming!

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